Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Kids Riddles: If anyone can answer all these riddles...they will win the grand prize.

1. Why are 2007 pennies worth more than 2006 pennies?

2. What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, and has a bed but never sleeps??

3. What happened in 1961 and will not happen again until 6009?

4. What is light as a feather, but even the strongest man cannot hold it more than a minute?

5. Why is it against the law for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina?

6. A man and his son were in an automobile accident. The man died on the way to the hospital, but the boy was rushed into surgery. The emergency room surgeon said "I can't operate, that's my son!" How is this possible?

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Uncle Kenny, You are the best Uncle I ever had. You're much funnier than the other Uncle Kenny

Anonymous said...

#1: Cameron says, It just is.
#6: I say, the doctor is his mother.

Anonymous said...

Love the blog & I'm looking forward to alot of entries. I hope to start one soon too.

And who wrote that about NY Kenny??? I thought it was always understood as: "funny Uncle Kenny from NY" and "kind of funny Uncle Kenny from STL"???

Tricia

Love the riddles but right now (3:30am) my mind can't think so don't give the answers yet.

Anonymous said...

2. Maybe a shoe??
3.You can turn the numbers upsidedown and it will be the same number.
Maybe possibly water?
6. The surgeon was his mother.
And now for the ones I am guessing about.
1.Beacuse there is one more cent??
5.I have no idea.
What's the grand prize???
Ali

Anonymous said...

1. Why are 2007 pennies worth more than 2006 pennies? 2,007 pennies are more than 2,006 pennies.

2. What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, and has a bed but never sleeps?? A river

3. What happened in 1961 and will not happen again until 6009? same number upside down.

4. What is light as a feather, but even the strongest man cannot hold it more than a minute? his breath

5. Why is it against the law for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina? he's not dead

6. A man and his son were in an automobile accident. The man died on the way to the hospital, but the boy was rushed into surgery. The emergency room surgeon said "I can't operate, that's my son!" How is this possible? it's his mother.

Ali, you are very smart!!! The grand prize is...you get to stay for a week with your funny uncle kenny...you just have to pay for the flight to get here ;-)

I don't know who left the message about me being funnier than Kenny...it certainly couldn't have been me ;-)

Anonymous said...

Hello not-funnier-than-my-dad Uncle Kenny-
I looked at your profile so many times that I delibarately caused the number to go from 19 to 40, hopefully that is not a bad thing.
Oh yah and I want to have a blog only Mom doesn't want me to. So I will read yours instead. :)
The Funny Kenny's Daughter, Lauren